An Anatomical Guide To The Xenomorph T-Shirt Preorder Party!

Alright. I’m going to level with you guys: I really wish I were you right now. Do you know why? (Besides the obvious reason of you being SO much more attractive). Because you get to order…THIS FUCKING SHIRT FROM ME!!!

Holy crap, that thing is great! I really wish that someone else would have made this shirt so I could wear it without being considered a total tool. I’m going all out with this shirt. I’m using the American Apparel 100% ring spun cotton shirt in this new POPPY color. The picture above looks a little orange, but you can check out the true color HERE (details on the exact sizing are there, too). It’s somewhere between red and orange.

The color would be called 70’s sci-fi red if I were in charge. The ink colors will be cream and a very dark grey, rather than plain black and white. The second orange color will be created with a halftone screen, so it will look even better than the above image!

I’m not going to print very many of these babies, so I’m taking preorders. This will probably be the only time they will be available online, so If you want one now is your ONLY CHANCE!

Did you miss out on last year’s SHIRT? Yeah? well that sucks for you, because THEY ARE GONE FOREVER! Don’t make the same mistake twice!

So place your preorder now! And tell your friends and enemies, too!


Only $20.00!

plus $5 shipping (US and Canada)




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44 thoughts on “An Anatomical Guide To The Xenomorph T-Shirt Preorder Party!
  1. Shipping to Mexico is no problem email me at bradmcginty at gmail dot com and i’ll send you a paypal request with the shipping.
    Thanks Pogo!

  2. Great shirt!
    I want to buy this in your yet to be offered Prometheus sized shirts, 4Xl, 5Xl, something for American sized people. lol. Seriously, I’d like to buy this in a larger size, can you offer that? Please let me know.

  3. Any option for a 3X? I find that the American Apparel stuff shrinks, and I’m no dainty flower.

    I love it, by the way.

  4. 3xl is the largest size available is this brand. They are $2 extra. If anyone would like one please email me at bradmcginty (at) gmail (dot com)
    And I will send you an Paypal request!

  5. Hi, any chance of accepting other forms of payment? I would make an international order but have it mailed to a US address, somehow my card never works with PayPal in those cases.

  6. Wow, this is one of the coolest Xenomorph designs I’ve seen on a shirt in a LOOOONG time! I wish I could afford this beauty right now, but alas… I have bills to pay.

    Are you going to be submitting this design to any other tee sites?

    Great work overall. Original and well-executed ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. So, you know what… I wasn’t able to read all the text before (because I was on my laptop and the scripting was screwed up)… but I’m going to charge this to my credit card… because I can’t pass this up. No way.

    ps – I am a girl… and I will proudly wear this shirt!

    But one question before I purchase…
    Are the sizes that available unisex sizes??

  8. I have sent you an email to the bradmcginty (at) Gmail (dot com)about shipping to Japan or Australia. Hope I haven’t missed out because this shirt is AWESOME!

  9. Great, thanks.
    Once I know how much shipping is I can send you my address and size. Very excited to get this shirt.

  10. can i get this on an Asphalt shirt, please (it’d be easy to tack one on the order, and I’m fine with the organs being asphalt (shirt showing thru) … cannot wear poppy … just can’t. ๐Ÿ™‚

    will paypal as soon as i get an email back … if you can do this, kthx


  11. Rob- I used Google translate. I know the wording is a little strange, but that was kind of the idea. It went from English to Japanese, then back to English, and then to Japanese again.

  12. Ahhh I see. Looks like I won’t be able to get it. My wife is Japanese and she would be embarrassed if I were to wear it with strange Japanese on it. You find sooooo many designs here with terrible English on it but if I were to do the same with a shirt in Japanese many wouldn’t get the joke. The design is so awesome…. Bummer.

  13. Ahhh OK.
    The problem wearing it here (in Japan) is many just wouldn’t get the joke. I would just be some foreign guy wearing a T-shirt with strange Japanese on it.
    Still tempting though…

  14. I really like your blog.. very nice colors & theme.
    Did you create this website yourself or did you hire someone to do it for you?
    Plz answer back as I’m looking to create my own blog and would like to know where u got
    this from. thanks

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